March 22nd Is National Quit Your Job Day

The ancient practice of feudalism
Is really something to behold
Put all these cracks in the camel's
Back to suck the marrow from the

I think my legs are getting hollow
And my eyes are getting dry but
You've got a conscious that can
Handle it.

And when you mummify to corpse,
I hope you choke on the blood that
You've been sucking out of it.

The ancient practice of status
Padding is really something to
Behold dig out the ground from
Beneath your feet to push your
Neighbor in the hole.

Buy frosting on shit on a stick
And pay twice for what you buy
But you've got an ego that's
Demanding it.

When a corpse goes empty
That'll be the end of it.

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