The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - Alternate Version

Do people have a tendency to dump on you?

Does your group have more cavities than theirs?

Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?

Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs?

Well, there's no need to complain
We'll eliminate your pain
We can neutralize your brain
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big, bright, green, pleasure machine

Do figures of authority just shoot you down?

Is life within the business world a drag?

Did your boss just mention
That you'd better shop around?

To find yourself a more productive bag

Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big, bright, green, pleasure machine



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Simon
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