Up on My Housetop: A Hello Neighbor Song

Up on my housetop, what's that sound?
Someone's stomping all around
Time for a lockdown, traps are armed
Off my roof or you'll be harmed
Ho ho ho, why hello
Oh, no no, don't you go
Down through the chimney, is that clear?
You're not welcome here

He can't do this to me
I'm Santa Claus

Where are the stockings, where's the wreath?
Please don't hurt me, I'm no thief
Where is the tinsel, where's the tree?
Stay the heck away from me!
Ho ho ho, easy bro
How about no, time to go
Find somewhere else to spread some cheer
You're not welcome here

Down in the basement, could there be?
Milk and cookies, and a tree?
Gather your presents, get your sack
Take a hike and don't come back
Ho ho ho, what's below
Whoa whoa whoa, you can't go
Down in my basement
Hmm I fear, I'm not welcome here

Where is he hiding, where'd he go?
He's here somewhere, this I know
I've got his crowbar, and his key
I gotta go, he's after me
Ho ho ho, you're too slow
Oh ho ho, you would know
Give me the gift sack
Kiss my rear

Please don't take it
What's inside?
Stop you'll break it!
I don't mind
Your not welcome here



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew John Pinkerton
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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