The Day That You Die: A Little Misfortune Song

Misfortune every choice has consequences
And in this game there's really just one rule
That you play until the end once it commences.
If I win then you'll give me something cool?
Yes!

Complete my game, and yes you'll be rewarded!
Eternal hapiness my dear, will be your prize!
Keep this part on the down-low but what
Misfortune doesn't know is that today is the day...
The day that she DIES!

I can hear you, you know...
Oh I was just ummm talking... To myself.
About me dying?
No of course not!
I was just about to tell you that the
First part of the game is to leave your room!
Ok! But can I bring my toy?
I don't see why not...
Which would you like?

The first part of the game is rather simple
Just cross this road and reach the other side
A piece of cake for someone young and nimble.
But Mr. Voice you say today I die!
Ohhh... Ummm...
Quiet there's a fox ahead Misfortune!
A fox cannot be trusted so says I!
Observe his evil regimen
(I think his name is Benjamin)
Well this is the day...
The day that he DI-

Hi Benjamin!
What are you doing?
You look really handsome...
Benjamin no! Come back!
Misfortune you must stay away from that fox!
He is not to be trusted!
Ok...

Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness
Hidden in a tiny golden box
Oh no I only found a lot of creepiness!
Seems the prize was stolen by that fox!
Here use this fox repellent when you find him!
You can spray his nasty face straight in the eye!
But I do not want to hurt him!
There he is, go on and squirt him!
Or today is the day...
The day that you DIE!

Oh! Benjamin got me!
Misfortune, you aimed the wrong way!
Oh, Benjamin... Your paws are so soft!
STOP TOUCHING HIM!
No! Benjamin loves me!
I don't wanna play your game anymore!
You don't get a choice!
Spray that fox and take the eternal happiness!
Benjamin and I are going home!
So you're breaking the rules then?!
I don't think so!
You haven't reach the ending yet Misfortune!
There's still a lot of fun we haven't had!
I don't accept surrender or abortion!
And your attitude has frankly made me MAD!

That fox cannot protect you for forever!
And I will not be defeated or defied!
So come back and play my game or
I will call my heavens name and today is the day
The day you will die!

Hey, Benjamin! Inside!
Mommy, hello? Where is everybody?!
I'M STILL HERE!
Go away! I dont wanna play with you!

KNOCK KNOCK!
KNOCK KNOCK!
TODAY IS THE DAY...
THAT YOU'LL DIE!
TODAY IS THE DAY...
THAT YOU'LL DIE!
TODAY IS THE DAY...
THAT
YOU
DIE!



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew John Pinkerton
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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