Bendy and the Wolf

First on our famous tour
This broken board we're driving toward
I swore this paint had dried

Feel free to see our sewer
Its flimsy grate can't hold much weight
But seals the eels inside!

Don't let this wet and slimy net
Of cobweb attach onto your face
Beware these stairs are terribly tilted
And built in the wrong place

"Oh shocks, the engine's dead
I guess today, this will have to be a walking tour"

Stay close and watch your feet
'Cause something might attempt to bite them off
It's awfully rare

Try not to breathe too deep
'Cause something stinky, black and inky's foggin' up the air
Our old commode's known to explode!
I think all the sinks are prone to leak
And so you know, our CEO was murdered here last week

I'm just messing with you, he got killed ages ago
Huh, that's weird, the elevator's out of order
Looks like we'll have to take this dark creepy long way around

Look to the left and see
The broken beam, our legal team
Demands be banned from view

Steer clear of loose debris
The wood's so old, it's mostly mold
I'm told it holds like new

Don't sweat the threat of traps, we've set
For man-eating vermin in our halls
Excuse the ooze, that's fuse to the rafters
And plastered to the walls

Be careful as you pass
This mound of broken glass
Don't meddle with this pedal, it'll expel toxic gas
I'm legally required to warn you that this wire
Can hold 3000 volts and light your private parts on fire

I'm sure you're all aware, don't stick your face in there
The ratchet may just catch it and then tear out all your hair
That's why we had you sign this line here to decline
All rights to litigation, and, or damages and fines

This here's the lost and found
Where gloves and hats and giant bats
Are kept except the bats
Don't mind the grinding sound
The soup cans crashed our trash compactor and
It's jammed with rats

Ignore this poorly programmed door
The gift shop awaits us just inside
I'll admit a bit of doubt that we'd make it
'Cause every group I've had has died