Leperchaun

I am the Leperchaun, and I've been cursed with leprosy
When people see me on the street, they stop and point at me
'Cause my appendages are covered in these bandages of green
And everywhere I see the sight of frightened children screamin'

Always after me lucky charms, so magically delicious
Tastes sweet, but the side effects are rather vicious
Follow the rainbow to my pot of gold, just watch out for severed toes
You'll never get my four leaf clover, the game is up, your life is over

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Leperchaun

Behold, my most fearsome invention yet, the Leopardchaun

I am the Leopardchaun (Leperchaun), top o' the mornin' to ya
Better stand down, 'cause I got a warnin' for ya
Listen Leperchaun, you're 'bout to be replaced
I'm Dr. Monster's masterpiece, you were just a mistake

Battlin' you shouldn't prove to be too hard
I mean, look at you, you're already fallin' apart
I am a Leopardchaun, and I'll never change my spots
That's why I won't stop 'til I'm on top, and I'm callin' the shots

Leopardchaun
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Leopardchaun

You think you scare me with your fake tough guy act?
Face it, Leopardchaun, you're nothin' but a pussycat
You can't even imagine how sick and twisted I am
You're just a copycat, a wannabe, and a sham

Rock rhymes so sick I gave the mic a disease
Battle me, and I'll defeat you with the greatest of ease
Now I'm sick of this charade, it's time to say goodbye
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

Leperchaun
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Credits
Writer(s): Todd Bryanton
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