Let Me Entertain You

Okay, let's do it
It's a sell-out!
Hey! Oh, yeah, sell-out, come on

Let me welcome you, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment? Are you ready for a show?
Gonna rock, gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you, razzmatazz you with a little bit of style

Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, ah

I've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you, and I'll pill you, I'll Cruella de Vil you
To thrill you, I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you pièce de résistance
And a tour de force (of course)

We found the right location, got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and amplification, listen
If you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickells will see to that
With Elektra and EMI, we'll show you where it's at

Let me entertain you (hey, yeah)
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock à la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's
We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you

If you wanna see some action, but nothing but the best
The S and M attraction, we got a pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans, we got you on the line
If you're diggin' the New York scene, a son of a bitch of a time

Let me entertain
Let me entertain
Let me entertain you
Tonight, yeah

Thank you