Who's Been Sleeping Here?

What you say girl
You see what is wrong
You must be joking
You was led along

But the butler the baker
The laughing cavalier
Will tell me now
Who's been sleeping here

I want to know

Tell me baby, who's been sleeping here

What you say girl
Who'd you see that night?
I was doing
Doing something right

Oh the soldier the sailor
And then there's the three muskateers
They'll now tell me now
Who's been sleeping here

Did I ever tell you I want to know

Hey baby, who's been sleeping here

Don't you look like
Like a goldilocks
There must be somewhere
Somewhere you can stop

Yes there's the noseless old newsboy
The old british brigadier
But you'll tell me now
Who's been sleeping here

Who's been eating
Eating off my plate
Who will tell me
Who'll investigate

There's the seargeants the soldiers The cruel old grenadiers
But they'll tell me
Now, who's been sleeping here

'Cause I want to know
Who's been sleeping right here
Was it your mummy, your daddy
Who's been sleeping here?
Was it your auntie, your uncle
Who's been sleeping here?
Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend
Who's been sleeping here?