Unhappy Birthday - 2011 Remaster

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil, and you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
Loved and lost

And some may say
When usually it's nothing, surely, you're happy
It should be this way?
I say, "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
"May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil and you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
Loved and lost

And some may say
When usually it's nothing, surely, you're happy
It should be this way?
I said, "No" and then I shot myself
So, drink, drink, drink, and be ill tonight

From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
Behind, behind, behind, behind
Behind, behind, behind

Oh, unhappy birthday
Behind, behind, behind...