Pokemon University

We're on our Way, First Day of Class
Junior Trainers
Youngster! Schoolboy! Beauty! Lass!
Professor Oak puts me to sleep
Teaching TM...
I can't help but count Mareep!
Gym Leaders! Poke Breeders!
Smell ya later, Gramps!
Gonna meet our new Teacher!
I've a course on Fighting-- it's pretty darn exciting!
Alas, it's all online, so it's mostly just all writing...
Oh we're gonna be a master!
Starting our semester!
Learning from Professors about Pokémon!
Taking all the courses! Citing all our sources!
Write what Sycamore says
about Pokémon!
(It looks like you worked pretty hard, F+)
Professor Elm became came confused...
Where do these eggs come from?
I have no clue!
He lost his notes, was late to class...
Got jumped this morning
while walking through a patch of grass!
Aced "Trading!"
"F" for fainting!
Should have done better, but Rowan was grading...
Got a "B" in "Berries Your Pokémon Might Carry!"
Tonight, you're writing papers
judging Dragons versus Fairies!
There's a Pokedex project that's due
on next Monday morning...
Try tossing apples instead...
Add one drop of repel...
or was that potion...?
I hate every color but RED!
There's a test on battling ghosts-
(DON"T FORGET THE SILPH SCOPE!)
Origin theses are due...
There's a simply revolutionary
Mega Evolutionary
Form that's truly brand-spanking new!
(This picture is not very good)
Gonna be a master!
Starting our semester!
Learning from Professors about Pokémon!
Staying late completing
all required reading!
Spending lecture Tweeting about Pokémon!
Gonna be a master!
Starting our semester!
Learning from Professors about Pokémon!
We'll continue waiting!
We're anticipating
Finally graduating
to catch Pokémon!
Paying student loans to study
Pokémon!
(Aw)



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Writer(s): Andrew John Pinkerton
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