The Horizontal Bop

Wally's getting anxious thinking 'bout tonight
Bruce is all spiffy looking, wicked looking right
Eddie's getting spruced and Donna's getting loose
They're passing 'round the bottle and they're getting good and juiced
The B.G.'s wining-dining, checking talent at the club
Skippers haunting second, looking forward to his rub
The busters from the country and the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop

Someone bring the records, someone get the brew
Someone get a house, buddy, we'll know what to do
Someone tell the ladies, someone make a deal
If we can't find a house, someone better find a field
Grass is good as carpet, anyplace is fine
It's time to get to rockin', babe, it's time to make it shine
Tell 'em we'll be dancing, dancing 'til we drop
It's time to get down and do the horizontal bop

Oh, yeah

They're filling up the corners, they're filling up the streets
You can feel the tension, you can almost feel the heat
The music's getting louder, the beat's getting fast
Summer's finally made it, yeah, it's finally here at last
The pony cars are cruising on Woodward Avenue
Go and try to pass 'em, they'll smoke you if you do
The whole town's shaking from the bottom to the top
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop

The busters from the country and the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
Tell 'em we'll be dancing, dancing 'til we drop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop