Fiji Water

Got an email at 22
Told me I could be a star
On a plane for the first time
I couldn't wait to start

Landed at JFK
Father Christmas picked me up
Checked in to a dream hotel
And I thought: There's no such thing as luck

I walked in to my interview
And I thought: There's no such thing as luck

And oh, if I only knew then what I know now
I'd stand like a one man band
And I'd say: All this is new to me, but here's how it's gonna be

And I'd say: "Hey, there is more to me than meets the eye
Let me be who I wanna be"
And I'd say: "Hey, I'm an oddity and that's alright
Let me fly and follow my dreams"

And I'd say: "Hey, thanks for the weekend
A good time was had by all"
And I'd say: "Hey, thanks for the weekend
I ain't a smooth talker but thanks for the Fiji Water"

Thanks for the Fiji Water

Dinner under a palmtree
I had so much on my mind
Amazed by the bright lights
I stayed up half the night

And boy, I took a leap of faith
With nowhere else to go but up
I walked in to my interview
And I thought: There's no such thing as luck

And oh, if I only knew then what I know now
I'd stand like a one man band
And I'd say: All this is new to me, but here's how it's gonna be

And I'd say: "Hey, there is more to me than meets the eye
Let me be who I wanna be"
And I'd say: "Hey, I'm an oddity and that's alright
Let me fly and follow my dreams"

And I'd say: "Hey, thanks for the weekend
A good time was had by all"
And I'd say: "Hey, thanks for the weekend
I ain't a spindoctor but thanks for the offer"

And by the way, hey, thanks for the weekend
('Cause no one does it like you do)
You know I had a ball
(It was nice to meet you)
And I'd say: "Hey, thanks for the weekend
I ain't a smooth talker but thanks for the Fiji Water"

Thanks for the Fiji Water

I laughed when I got back home
And I thought: There's no such thing as luck