Big Fun

(Yeah!)
Dad says act our age
You heard the man, it's time to rage
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight

Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool
Punch the wall and start a fight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on cinemax!

(Ah!)
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up 'til dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!

Okay, okay, okay
So, it's salt and then lime and then shot?
No, it's salt, then shot
You're doing it wrong!
Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great!
Veronica, you are looking good tonight!

Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight!

Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!

Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone, I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live-Aid! (Ah!)

The house is ours
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun! (Big fun!)
Crack open one more case!
I think that's what they call third base

Big fun! (Big fun!)
Big fun!
That actually looks like
Big fun! (Big fun!)
Big fun!
Woo!

Alright, people, listen up!
What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
Gonna make 'em go
Whee, whee, whee, whee!

Big fun! (Big fun!)
Way to show maturity!
Big fun! (Big fun!)
Quit it, jackass, get off of me!
Big fun! (Big fun!)
Yo, Ram, emergency!
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence
I hate freshmen
Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you

Hey, are you okay?
I didn't need your help
Aw, thanks Heather
But I don't really have to vomit right now

The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
You need a jello shot!
We're having big fun!
Big fun!

Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh
Here comes the Cootie Squad
We should
Shut up, Heather
Sorry, Heather
Look who's with her, oh my God
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

I can't believe you actually came
It's exciting, right?
Oh, I want to say hello to Ram
I brought sparkling cider!

Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip them out
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout, ha!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Where the hell are those freshman?
Hi, Ram, uh, I wasn't gonna come
But since you took the time to write that sweet note
What note?
Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal
There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up 'til dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!

So, let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised
Whenever we're unsupervised?

It's big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!



Credits
Writer(s): Laurence Crawford O'keefe, Kevin Conlin Murphy
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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