We're All To Blame

We demand some answers, who is responsible?

Someone needs to go

It was all my fault, I'm the one to blame
It was my idea, And now I'm filled with shame
As you all well know, I lost control, so I'm the one to blame

Ahem
When you say it's all your fault
That's not correct; After all, I was the architect

Eh, well, I was the major, and I voted 'yes', so we share the blame

So it was the three of you
Yes, and Kjersti too
Oh yes, definetly me, I screwed up royally

So that's a total of four
Uhh, I'm afraid it's two more
The project leader, and me

Yes it was all my fault (And mine)
And mine, and me, me to, and me, and him, and you

Who is responsible? I need a single name

We can't, we're all to blame

We were the ones who decided to anchor the tower in styrofoam

We were the engineers who made sure the process was very slow

I was the riot coordinator who totally lost control

And we the people of Hamar didn't support you guys at all

But are you sorry?
Yes we are

Apologize?
Of course we do

Will you fire anyone?

If I could, I would, but who?

We're all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew

We're all to blame, we're all to blame

Yes, we are all to blame, and you can fire us all
There wouldn't be a single person left in city hall

People of Hamar!
Do you want to spend a couple of millions
Maybe more, who knows, to finish the tower?

Yes!

We'll get a giant diving board
Who cares what Hamar can afford
We'll get the most expensive tower on the planet

It will be oversized, and analyzed, and overpriced
But customized for Hamar (in the tower) (diving board)
Will be magical, fantastical, affordable for Hamar town