Alien Creatures

Oh I remember Roy Rogers and Dale
The Lone Ranger and Tonto, too
The Sons of the Pioneers chiseled the trail
Doing things that all good cowboys do
Now, Roy trusted Trigger with all of his heart
And he led a generation or three
To believe that a horse was a cowboy's best friend
But that horse was much more than what he seemed to be

Alien Creatures, or a cowboy's best friend
I say they're not of this earth
I think that they are all extraterrestrials
Malevolent beings from birth

Buffalo Bill was a trader, they say
Who helped tame the wild, woolly West
But I say he was just one more unsuspecting
Tool in a long term plan for earth's conquest

Alien Creatures, or a cowboy's best friend
I say they're not of this earth
I think that they are all extraterrestrials
Malevolent beings from birth

Ole Roy loved his horse more than Roy loved his wife
The plan for erosion of family life
Deceived, he believed that his horse was his pal
This was all an illusion, my friend
'Cause nine out of ten of the horses I've known
Were meaner than heck when they got you alone
Oh they'll buck you and kick you and they'll walk on your face
That's their ultimate plan for the whole human race

Alien Creatures, or a cowboy's best friend
I say they're not of this earth
I think that they are all extraterrestrials
Malevolent beings from birth
If I could meet just one equine creation
Who wasn't a threat to mankind
Oh, I might reconsider and change my position
But till then I'm not changing my mind
Alien creatures, alien creatures
Alien creatures, they're a definite threat to mankind