That Was A Crazy Game of Poker

Oh, my
20 throwdown in my fist of rage
And the man to my left has folded down
Well, Johnny doubled up with a royal flush
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
My mind is turning, just two shots more, there's not much left to play
Well then dude walks in, black hat on top, what a mop
I'm lucky wasn't a county cop because I'm just runnin' out of time

Who's up for game two, what to do, my wallet's gettin' thin
And I just lost my watch last night
Well I gotta problem, just one answer, gotta throw it all down
And kiss it goodbye
Yeah

That was a crazy game of poker (that was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all (I lost it all)
But someday I'll be back again and I, never to fall
Never to fall

Who's up for game three
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well, there's a man sittin' next to me
Red with smiling eyes, it's funny
I don't have no money tonight
Yeah

That was a crazy game of poker (that was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all (I lost it all)
But someday I'll be back again and I, never to fold
(Never to fold)

Bop, bop, bop
I say now skittleedat dat
Well, how bout that?
I'm coming out the front, never coming out the back
And I walked into the bar yesterday
'Cause I had something to do, something to say
And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around
'Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight

So I said, "Johnny whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?" And he said, "Right"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah, Jah, Jah"

And I said, "What'cha looking at?"
He hit me across the face with a bat
I grabbed my .45, and I said, "Let's get out and go"
So he opened the door and said, "Do what you're here for"
I said, "I'm wandering round the road 44"
And I said, "I been walking for about a thousand years"
And my feet are growing tired, my eyes a little wired
Don't know what to do unless I retire
And he just said, "Let's play some crazy poker"

So I said, "Johnny whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?" And he said, "Right"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah, Jah, Jah"

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
But I'm not gonna quit, and I'm not gonna stop
Don't give a shit 'cause I got the drop
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came
Came to the bar to see what's the same
I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man, he had no gin
He didn't really think about starting to sin
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad
Because I took his money last night, it's kinda funny
But now I'm just struggling, I need a honey-bunny
I don't know what to say anymore
So I'm just gonna go out, anyho!

I said, "Johnny whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?" And he said, "Right"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah"
I say, "Ho", you say, "Ah"
I say, "Revolution", and you say, "Jah, Jah, Jah"