Masturbation

I'm sitting here
All alone
On a toilet in school

I'm sitting here
All alone
On a toilet in school
Here I sit and hesitate...
Shall I shit or masturbate?

Procrasturbation
Your life is waiting
But you are masturbating
Ye, you are masturbating

Procrasturbation
The essay's waiting
But you are masturbating
Ye, you are masturbating

Jack jacked off/into his pants
His pants are wet, his eyes are blue
Old Shatterhand saves Winnetou

Jack jacked off/off the bed, into his pants
But his screams went
Down, down, down
Unheard

(Who the fuck makes these songs?)

Jack Jacked off/into his pants
He puts the milk in first, then ramen next
A true gamer boy likes all his toys

Procrasturbation
Your life is waiting
But you are masturbating
Ye, you are masturbating

Just imagine love and then imagine sex (wow!)
But we are teenagers, so it's not our fault
Now he realized, he is in responsibility
Even though all he wants is... titty

You have shower thoughts
But I have toilet thoughts
You piss your name in the snow
I paint your face with cum
I'm having fun
My dick's a gun
That was disgusting
But random enough for this record

Procrasturbation
Your life is waiting
But you are masturbating
Ye, you are masturbating

Please stop masturbating...
You are more than this
More than this
Yeah, you are more than this

No, nothing in this song was a metaphor - pls someone help me



Credits
Writer(s): Luis Rongstock
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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