No Snow In Louisiana

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
But this year
There's no snow in Louisiana
Santa must have missed
The top of my list
I wrote it clear
At the mall I whispered it in his ear

I've been a good boy
Made a list of all my toys
But Santa still won't bring me
The one thing I want on Christmas Day
I've been a good boy
Next year I'll be better
Snowy weather
Just on Christmas Day

Is Santa Clause just a big fat piece of shit
Is he even legit
He's only delivered disappointment
December 24th Louisiana's dressed in shorts
He does seem charming
Probably blames it on global warming

I've been a good boy
Made a list of all my toys
But Santa still won't bring me
The one thing I want on Christmas Day
I've been a good boy
Next year I'll be better
Snowy weather
Just on Christmas Day



Credits
Writer(s): Skip Angelle
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