Fixer Upper

What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?

Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sort of smelly
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as sensitive and sweet

So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
So, he's got a few flaws like his peculiar brain, dear
His thing with the reindeer
That's a little outside of nature's laws

So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
But this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love
Can we please just stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here
I'll say, so tell me, dear

Is it the way that he runs scared?
Or that he's socially impaired?
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods, what?
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondness?
Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?

He's just a bit of a fixer-upper
He's got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for human hugs
So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper but we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you

Enough, she is engaged to someone else, okay?

So, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
That's a minor thing
Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don't see no ring
So, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed

We're not sayin' you can change him
'Cause people don't really change
We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange
People make bad choices if they're mad
Or scared, or stressed
Throw a little love their way
Throw a little love their way
And you'll bring out their best
True love brings out their best

Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper
That's what it's all about
Father
Sister
Brother

We need each other to raise us up
And round us out
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper
But when push comes to shove

The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up a fixer-upper is true, true
True, true, true love (true love)
Love, love, love, love, love
True love (true)

Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded-?
Wait, what?
You're getting married

Love