Sifu

V-V-Vida
Sifu Sifu
Now my patna asked me, "What we smoking? What's the Pot Dujour?"
Hmm To be honest, dog, I'm not too sure
It might be chocolate cookie, bro I'm not a connoisseur
But I just know I'm getting higher than I've ever got before
He said, I need at least two packs
I said, I got you four
And then I showed him the selection and he bought the store
We had a talk, he took a walk and then I locked the door
Grabbed the guap and stashed it in the sock under my bottom drawer
Mop the floor with all my stress that's what this tree do
Floating like I'm boating on a Sea-Doo in the deep blue sea
Not in my league I be the ostrich you an emu
Cause you in second place in any race, I still defeat you
With 50 pound weights around my waist and plus my feet too
Balancing two stacks of pancakes upon my knees and when I beat you
You'll probably act all petty like "I wasn't ready!"
And beg the referee to get a redo cause you weak dude
But that's okay cause I can teach you
Show you the ancient ways from Mozambique to Mogadishu
To the Mayans in Mechica, to Incas in Machu Picchu
In my dojo be my student I'll be Sensei call me "Sifu"
Police could buck you with the nickel Desert Eagle
I instruct you how to stop the bullet right before I reach you
Could show you how to teleport through uv rays in two, three days
And how to use magnetic waves to turn your body see through
If you need to
But my most important message
Will be how to live your life with less material possession
Have the knowledge to decipher all the objects of oppression
But be able to survive with just a positive intention
And the artistic expression
He said, "I'm down, Sifu"
Then we started the first session: Lesson one