Take the Plunge, the Plumber Song (Live)

I keep wishing you'd just take it off
I have my imagination but its just not enough
And I know that it sounds wrong
But you've got too much on
I wanna see -
You wild and free -

The first time you came I learned your name
And about your stellar plumbing skills
You said while it felt so draining, at least it pays the bills
But as you pump my kitchen
You vent that you're a musician
You turn your back
And I notice there's no crack

You say there's too much pressure here and I say, "wow"
And you say you have to flush it out, but I'm flushed right now

Still I'm stuck on what's under -
And I can't help but wonder -

What your mouth looks like
When you smile
I won't tell no-one
If we take our masks off for a while
And if hindsight's 2020
Then I'm not a visionary
It's all a blur but one thing's true
I would take the plunge for you

I've called you for the 5th time in a row
It's too often in one week to plunge a toilet bowl - I know
You suggested a doctor who could help with IBS
Now I have to find
A totally new approach

I feel my heart sinkin' as you walk to the door
And I have to buy some time but I could fall through the floor
'Cuz it comes out way too fast
When I say Danny boy, you know my pipes are calling

I swear I'm sinking under
But I can't help but wonder -

What your mouth looks like
When you smile
I won't tell no-one
If we take our masks off for a while
And if hindsight's 2020
Then I'm not a visionary
It's all a blur but one thing's true

You're finding every leak
And my heart has hit its peak
'Cuz for you I know I'd -
I've shoved way too much down my garbage disposal
All in hopes of getting your proposal
- So we can work out a deal on that invoice?