How Come You're Not Here

Where have you been? Where have you gone?
And have I done something wrong?
You're the tooth fairy, you're like Santa Claus
You're like white noise when I want my favorite song

Just come on back and come on home
It ain't super smart to leave me alone
Light a flare, pick up the phone
I'm like a stoner babe without my bong

Are you hiding in the closet?
Are you underneath the bed?
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?
How come you're not here?

Should I worry you've been bitten?
Or somebody got you high?
Quick, come back, or I might just die
How come you're not here?

I've heard some rumors about another girl
I heard she's cute, but she stores nuts like a squirrel
And that's all cool, I'll wait right here
'Til you get bored and she gets carded for beer

I'm the one, I'm just that slick
You won't find better, I'm honey-dipped
There ain't a thing that's fake on me
I miss you, baby, come home to me

Are you hiding in the closet?
Are you underneath the bed?
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?
How come you're not here?

Should I worry you've been bitten?
Or somebody got you high?
Quick, come back, or I might just die
How come you're not here?

Has anyone seen? Has anyone seen?
Has anyone seen why he's hiding from me?
Can anyone see? Can anyone see?
Can anyone see? Let's play hide and seek

Are you hiding in the closet?
Are you underneath the bed?
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?
How come you're not here?

Should I worry you've been bitten?
Or somebody got you high?
Quick, come back, or I might just die
Quick, come back, or I might just die