Keep It Greasy - Live At Mudd Club, NYC, May 8, 1980

Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Roll it over and grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Roll it over and grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough
The good men, well there just ain't enough
All the good girls are looking all the time
Good men is something that they can't find
'Cause if they find one miraculously
They try to be loving as they can be
If they find one and let him go
Chances are they might not never find one no more

So they keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Roll it over and grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

A good loving man is hardest to find
A good woman needs to ease her mind
And I know a few that need to ease it behind
All ya gotta do is grease it down and everything is fine

Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Roll it over and grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

A girl don't need no fancy grease
To get herself some rump release
Any kind of lube will do
Maybe from another part of you
Lube from the North
Lube from the South
Take a little slobber

From the side of your mouth
From your mouth, from your mouth
From your mouth, from your mouth
Roll it over
Grease it down
Here come that crazy screaming sound

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy

Roll it over and grease it down
Down
Down
Grease it down
Oh no! Oh, no here comes that screaming sound again