Montana - Live

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss, that's right

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
But then, on the other hand I would keep the wax
N' melt it down
Pluck the some Floss
N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune, alright

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night

And then I'd get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over the Dennil Floss bush
N' then I might just jump back on
An' ride like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-ty-o-ty-ay)