Typical Me

Here I go again (na-na-na-na, na, na)
Here I go again, that's just your typical me
(Na-na-na-na, na, na)
(Na-na-na-na, na, na)

She was always dressed up to the nines
I was always waking up at five
Just another rainy day in paradise (Emmy, please get out of bed)
I was on my hundred-second chance
She was always making other plans
She was patient, so I take it all for granted every time

And I don't do shit, I can't pay bills
I got a small ass dick and everything is killing me
I always quit right before the finish line (you've got to get your life together)

Here I go again (na-na-na-na, na, na)
I just mess up everythin' (na-na-na-na, na, na)
And I swear this time I'm gonna get better
And I'll make it right and change for forever
But here I go again, that's your typical me

That's just your typical me

So maybe one day, I'll change my name
I'll pack my bags, and I'll get a new place
Never wake up late, I'll shave my face
I'll get a new job, and I'll finally get paid

And I'll start exercising, maybe hiking
Give my wife a whole new life and I'll be, I'll be
Just the person that I wanna be
'Til everybody wanna be like me (huh!)

Here I go again (na-na-na-na, na, na)
I just mess up everythin' (na-na-na-na, na, na)
And I swear this time I'm gonna get better
And I'll make it right and change for forever
But here I go again, that's your typical me

(Oh-oh-oh-oh) that's just your typical me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) that's just your typical me

Here I go again (na-na-na-na, na, na)
I just mess up everythin' (na-na-na-na, na, na)
And I swear this time I'm gonna get better
And I'll make it right and change for forever
But here I go again, that's your typical me

(Oh-oh-oh-oh) that's just your typical me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) that's just your typical me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) that's just your typical me
(Oh-oh-oh-oh) that's just your typical me