TEXAS HOLD 'EM (PONY UP) REMIX

This ain't Texas (ooh)
Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (ooh)
And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha

There's a tornado (there's a tornado)
In my city (in my city)
Hit the basement (hit the basement)
That shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey)
'Cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Puffin' red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
Just work me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (oh)
Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (ooh) (hey)
Throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a -, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Take it to the floor now, ooh
Now I'ma need all my cowboys to the dancefloor (hoops, spurs, boots)
To the floor now, ooh
(Tuck, back, oops) get to the dancefloor

Woke up this mornin', my heart keeps racin'
Straight to the bottom, we all need salvation (come take it to the floor now, ooh)
Need you to end this drought, take me downtown
Gon' leave the truck, whiskey, baby
Let's get weekend (weekend) wasted

Might as well just throw it all (woo-woo)
And pony up, bitch, don't hold back on me
It's a rodeo, we gon' do-si-do (hey)
Rope me in and then you take me home (huh)
Give me all of your love, all of your sins, all of your flaws, pony up

Hats off to you, but it's boots on the ground
Sippin' on a Tennessee, spinnin' me around
I just see you with whiskey
I'm drinkin' straight, baby, all day

It's a hell of a life
Baby, I just might
Throw a party for the whole damn town
Chasin' my sins away with brown, brown
I'ma need another round, round, round, round
One for me, one for my lover, lover
Pony up and salute your town
Chasin' our sins away with brown

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
Furs, spurs, boots (there's a whole lotta South comin' out, I'm gettin' rowdy on you)
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot (whole lotta truth comin' out)