The Wedding List

No I'll never give the hunt up
And I won't muck it up
Somehow this is it, I knew
Maybe fate wants you dead, too
We've come together in the very same room
And I'm coming for you

Do you think I'd ever let ya
Get away with it, huh?
He swooned in warm maroon
There's gas in your barrel, and I'm flooded with doom
You've made a wake of our honeymoon
And I'm coming for you

All of the headlines said
"Passion Crime: newly weds, groom shot dead
Mystery man, god help the bride"
She's a widow, all in red
With his red, still wet
She said

"I'll put him on the wedding list
I'll put him on the wedding list
I'll get him and I will not miss!"

Now, as I'm coming for you
All I see is Rudi
I die with him, again and again
And I'll feel good, in my revenge
I'm gonna fill your head with lead
And I'm coming for you

When it's all over you'll roll over
The butt of my gun
One in your belly, and one for Rudi
You got what you gave by the heel of my bootie-ah!
'Bang-bang, out!' Like an old cherootie
I'm coming for you

All of the headlines said
"Passion Crime: newly weds, groom shot dead
Mystery man, god help the bride"
She's a widow, all in red
With his red, still wet

But she sure got him on the wedding list!
"I got him on the wedding list
I got him and I did not miss
I pinned him on the wedding list!"

And after she shot the guy
She committed suicide
"I'm coming, Rudi"
Later when they analysed
They found a little one inside
It must have been Rudi's child
"I shot, shot, shot him honey!"
Never mind, she got the guy
"He hit the ground, Rudi"
Eye for an eye

"Ashes, to ashes, to ah-ah-ah-ah-ashes!"
An eye for an eye
"I hit him, hit him, ow, ow, ow, oh-oww!"
An eye for an eye, "Rudi!"

An eye for an eye
"Rudi!
Coming-coming-coming honey!"
An eye for an eye
"Rudi!"