Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

Well you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose
Well I'll tell you a Christmas Tale that never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas that the North Pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather and had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks
He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck
Leroy said, "Hey I'm on my way" and he jumped in his pick-up truck
When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deer trucker hat
Well, Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down 'cause we all got a job to do"
Like it or not Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you

And it was Leroy the Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal two steppin' all across the sky
He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night

Before that night was over Leroy had changed there tune
He had them scootin a hoof on every single roof
By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
You could here him call
Merry Chistmas ya'll and to all of ya'll a goodnight

And it was Leroy the Redneck Reindeer hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal two steppin' all across the sky
He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell and made history that night
He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell and made history that night