Tweetin On a Jet Plane

Got my captain's hat and my clip-on tie, got my pilot's wings and I'm ready to fly
I even brought my laptop and iPhone
I'm blogging while I'm logging hours flown

So text me and chat with me, quick, before I hit a tree
I missed my stop, by a hundred miles or so
'Cause I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, the one I should be piloting
OMG, I got to go

So many times I've fooled around, made the passengers bounce up and down
I lost my way while bidding on e-bay
Now I'm circling back to where I overshot, I never thought that I'd get caught
When I come down, they'll haul my butt away

So poke me and chat with me, I'm pirating a DVD
Hold my calls, I love this video
And I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll look up again
LOL, look out below

Now the time has come to land it, hope I can manage it one-handed
I'll close my eyes and aim for the runway (use the Force)
My license is gonna get revoked, my mom is gonna have a freakin' stroke
But I'll have time to Google more each day

So text me and chat with me, oh, wait... did I just pass Terminal 3?
I mapquested and I can't find my way home
'Cause I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, I hope they let me fly again
Next year, if I make parole
I'm tweetin' on a jet plane, my job has just gone down the drain
No problem, I habla espanol