Cozy Little Compact Car

Called my baby on the phone
I told her baby don't go far
I'll be over right away
In my cozy little compact car

When I saw her with a crowd
My heart fell like a falling star
When he asked them all to come
In my cozy little compact car

I found it hard to grin
As they started to climb in
Lucy, Frank and Jim and Mary Sue
Oh, Dick and Harry and Leaore
And before I closed the door
A half a dozen more jammed in there too

Started rollin' down the road
A-squeakin' like an old guitar
What a way to spend a date
In my cozy little compact car

There wasn't room to sneeze
Just elbows, arms and knees
As we passed the drugstore on the square
And then I thought I'd scream
When she saw the football team and said
"Come on there's lots of room to spare"

My girl was so close it was fun
We were like olives in a jar
And we go out every night
With the whole gang packed in tight
In my cozy little compact car.