Black Friday

This is only a test
One, two, what you gonna do?
Three, four, five
Twistin' your arm and your eye (you cannot fucking buy it)
You will buy
Step right up, donate a memory
To the bank of love, you loan your daydreams (you cannot fucking buy it)
Buy it
Buy it

Black Friday's come 'n gone

Buy me a future regret
A shrink wrapped fantasy that I'll wanna forget, ugh (but it's always on Black Friday)
In the age of the mercenary
In the nursing home, where river swallows the sea
That's where we'll be
With guns
Buy it

Into the age of scrutiny
And the grandest frappe'
Well I ain't gonna pay
Trimming the tree, I can hang, I won't sway
It's only a test
Buy it (from the Grandma's seat)
Buy it (from the children's graves)
Buy it (hear the angels sing)

(All the zombies walkin' Black Friday) it's a riot at the salad bar
Predatory lenders
Safari mission is far (it's always on Black Friday)
But you paid for them
To kill your mom
Buy it
(Kill 'em now) buy it

This is only a test