Truffles - Clean Album Version

You, you think you're such a bad-ass,
you think you're such a rough-neck.
Well, I saw you outside eating truffles with your mom on the patio.
I think it's really sad, though.
And tell your girl to quit buggin' me,
'cause I saw her outside suckin' d----
in the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band;
When your pencil neck breaks,
when your bird chest caves in,
I'm gonna win.
When your pencil neck breaks,
when your bird chest caves in,
I'm gonna win.
Me, I'm just another gringo,
a bitter jalapeño.
But I gets more montequilla in a week
than your b------- gets in a lifetime.
You're steppin' on a land mine,
you're gonna shoot your eye out.
I'm thinkin'
"What in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on
with your mom in the clogs and the skirt?"
Wouldn't f--- her for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen d---.
When your pencil neck breaks,
and your bird chest caves in,
I'm gonna win.
When your pencil neck breaks,
and your bird chest caves in,
I'm gonna win.
When your pencil neck breaks,
and your bird chest caves in...
You, you think you're still a bad-ass,
you think your still a rough-neck,
well, let's take this outside.