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Thank you
You know, really
What an extraordinary two weeks we've had in this country
And you know there are so many many many reasons why
It's been brilliant, but I think it's been a breath of fresh air, the olympics
Ok outside, but within the actual sort of church of the olympics
If you like, there's no advertising
So we've just been watching telly, which we like to do
And there's been no adverts, and I think it's
I think it's done us all a power of good, don't you?
You know, and you combine that with
With people like Mo Farah, and he's
He's just incredible, inspiring human being
You know, no adverts, lots of craft, exactly
Let's everyone do that. Yes
Well that was the easiest thing tonight