Junior's Farm

Oh, you should have seen me with the poker man
I had no money and I bet a grand
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

I was talking to an Eskimo
Said he was hoping for a fall of snow
When up popped a sea lion ready to go

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to Junior's farm
Take me down, Jimmy

At the Houses of Parliament
Ev'rybody's talking 'bout the President
We all chipped in for a bag of cement

Olly Hardy should have had more sense
He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence
All for the sake of a couple of pence

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to Junior's farm
Let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to Junior's farm
Everybody tag along

I took my bag into a grocer's store
The price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me why is it more

I said, You should have seen me with the poker man
I had no money and I bet a grand
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low (down to Junior's farm)
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to Junior's farm (down to Junior's farm)
Let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm where I wanna lay low
Low life, high life, oh, let's go
Take me down to Junior's farm (down to Junior's farm)
Everybody tag along (oughta tag along)
Take me down to Junior's farm
Right now

Take me back
Take me back
I wanna go back
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah