Make 'em Laugh

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't ya know everyone wants to laugh (haha)
My dad said "Be an actor my son.
but be a comical one"
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonks monkeyshines
Now you could study Shakepeare and be quite elite
And you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat
Just slip on a banana peel the world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make---, Make 'em laugh
Don't ya know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said "Go out and tell 'em a joke.
But give it plenty a' hoke"
Make 'em roar, Make 'em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a scene
You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace
You wiggle 'til they're gigglin' all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
---, make 'em laugh
Don't ya ---, all the ---
My dad ---
They'll be standin' in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines
Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-haa
Ha ha ha haa haa haaa
Ha ha haa haa haaa
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laaaaugh

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laaaugh!