Singing

Wow, this is awesome. Provo
Thank you very much
How are you guys doing tonight?
This is awesome!
On a saturday night we're all having a good time
Thank you very much, awesome, yeah man
I am excited
I'm, I am excited that I am in Utah man
I did something I Utah
I've always wanted to do
I saw the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sing, right
Aren't they awesome, yeah
Yeah they are amazin', amazing voices
I do not have an amazing voice
In matter of fact
I don't even sing in church
People ask me
Chris why don't you sing in church
I said
Not only do I, not sing well
But everytime I find my place in the hymnal
It says reframe
Thank you, my mom likes that joke
No this is great
He said: My name is Chris Young
And I do come to you from that place in Michigan
None of us want to end up, right
Go, Go Lions
Nobody wants to go Lions, right
It's the case sir, you tell me to go there
That's on my way home, it's fine
Start things off
I am a parent, do we've any parents in the audience?
Cool
There's like 180 people here
And nine people will admit to their kids on the saturday night
They're like, we payed for the center dude
You're here to make us laugh do it, right
Now I've kids, this was a long winter in the Midwest
In the Midwest, I know we get snow out here and things like that
Snow's awesome, but in the Midwest
We'd like four thousands snow days
I'm not kidding everyday was a snowday, right sir
Yeah, after about thirty of them
Because I work in schools too
I said to my kids, I told my daughter
He said: You know how honey
Dad loves you, he will always love you
But I think it's time that you and I start seeing some other kids
It's okay right, they're there too
School and oh, I'm a parent, I have kids
But I have parents, how many people in here have parents?
Fifteen this time, fifteen will admit to their parents they're going
Dude it's not sunday yet
We don't have to go pick them up, take 'em to church
Take 'em out to eat at Bob Evans
Then get them back before Jeopardy or something comes on, right
Yeah I don't know, I've parents; they are getting older
And I love my parents to death
So don't get me wrong I've
They, I cleared this with them
They said:
I can make as much fun of them, as I want
As long as it gets them a better nursing home someday
Yeah people hi, I am not in Vegas I am in Provo Utah tonight
So unless they don't like to sleep in the minivan
They better get to Stepping



Credits
Writer(s): Chris Young
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