Pig

When I was a baby, I was so happy
I'd play with my friends in the mud
Wilbur and Jack and Otis and Beatty
We were a gang, you've got to believe me
Mama would scold us if we got too rough
She didn't care, she was proud of us
I ran around and talked to the animals
Telling them stories of savage cannibals

Then I got older and noticed a girl
First I was sure I didn't exist to her
I sulked around, but I didn't know why
Then she put her cheek on my shoulder and I
Was looking at her and she was looking at me
We started to smile, it was our destiny
Tina was her name, she was my cutie-pie
Forgot about the things that I used to like

I spent all my time following her around
My friends all made the whiplash sound
But they understood, they was happy for me
And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me
And she said yes and we felt so fine
We lost track of the passing of time
Before I knew it, we had our own babies
Gina and Shannon and Kimie and Gabe

But now I've got to die
I lived a good life, I've got no complaints
I'd like to thank Farmer Pete
For bringing me scraps of food that I could eat

He always had a smile on his face
He didn't want to think of this day
It's finally here (it's finally here)
It's finally here (it's finally here), oh
(Ooh) They called me Pig
(Ooh) They called me Pig

When I was a baby, I was so happy
I'd play with my friends in the mud